Breaking iTampon News - NYT, polar bears and penguins
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"It is highly recommended you DO NOT use a Macintosh operating system. There are 47,049,342 known problems in OS X, all known by many alien species. Also, you are likely to be made fun of for the 'i' the OS will put in front of your ships name, in all captain logs, official documents, etc. This is even more true if you install the iTampon, which may not use OSX, but cannot beam you up either. Plus, no one wants a giant Apple logo on the back of your starship - a waste of power and the Klingons believe this enough reason to tractor your ship in and give you the finger (10 or more Klingons doing so is enough to kill you while feeling like you're getting an anal probe via harpoon). We recommend you use the new Windows Vista: Starship Edition computer system, or, if you still don't have a job, Windows Vista: Poorman's Edition will suffice; Linux will not, no matter what the Penguin says. We REALLY REALLY want your spaceship to crash... oh, shouldn't I have said that? Make sure to include a watchdog program too, your crew is most likely going to search for porn most of the time during their free time, especially in the holodeck. If you're guilty of this, ignore everything I just said and quench your lewd urges."
So bearing all that in mind, I thought it would simply be easier if Trylyan just borrowed a flying saucer from some nice aliens she met in ancient Egypt.
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